segunda-feira, 28 de fevereiro de 2011

English Joke

Eduardo was a slow, very slow person. He liked to fish in the lake on Saturdays. He liked Marta a lot. He loved her and he always thought in her, especially in her breasts, legs, bumbum and bottox. She was very beautiful, she had a structural body and she seemed with Mulher Melancia. All the men dreamed with her dancing or making topless. They always thought in her also taking a shower, in making massage in her and passing solar protector in her plane. A day, Eduardo promised her to fish a big, very big fish as a way to conquer her. Saturday night, he went to a lake to fish because the best and big fishes could be found only at night. At the same moment, Marta was to a party dressed with sexy red clothes and she only went home in the next day. Monday afternoon, Eduardo appeared in her house with a big fish. He knocked the door, suddenly appeared a stronger man without shirt. He was Antônio. ‘’I would like to speak with Marta’’ said Eduardo. ‘’Thank you Eduardo. You are a love. Congratulations, you are a good fisher. I and José will eat your fish with love. But now, you need to go because I and Antônio have to take a shower together’’ said Marta. So Eduardo went to the park thinking: ‘’She liked the fish a lot. And she is already mine’’.

English Joke

I know a person who always have bad ideas. Her name is Ana Julia and she have brega ideas. During a party, all the people were liking the music, when she decided to put a CD so became to play Calypso. Immediately all the people went home. Another day, she invited some friends to go to the mall. When in the middle of the way started raining stronger. They entered in a store to buy an umbrella and she choose it. So, they continued the adventure. Suddenly the umbrella broke. It was from Paraguai. During the 1996 election for São Paulo mayor, I asked her who is the best candidate and she told me: ‘’Please, vote Olivio Dutra, he is intelligent’’. A day, she and her friends went to a restaurant, and she recommended hamburger. All the people went to the bathroom immediately. She recommended me to invest all my money on Bolsa de Valores in these days and I lost all my money. She loves Corinthians. A day she said that the best country to live is Iraq. All that she has or likes is bad thing, including her best friend. And her best friend has a stranger name. I think his name is Jacques Wagner.